July 2009
4 posts
Note to self: assume that whatever drinks the wife mixes, it has at least 2x the alcohol tolerable by most Scotsmen. Also: amnesia.
Jul 4th
On this day Canada declared independ—huh? No autonomy? Well we won the battle of—No fighting either? Well what the hell are we on about?
Jul 2nd
Something something Canada Day something patriotic duty kissing beavers. I’m still in my pyjamas dammit.
Jul 2nd
Today’s disturbing movie fact: As I type this tweet, Soundwave is still engaged in coitus with an American spy satellite.
Jul 1st