Note to self: assume that whatever drinks the wife mixes, it has at least 2x the alcohol tolerable by most Scotsmen. Also: amnesia.
On this day Canada declared independ—huh? No autonomy? Well we won the battle of—No fighting either? Well what the hell are we on about?
Something something Canada Day something patriotic duty kissing beavers. I’m still in my pyjamas dammit.
Today’s disturbing movie fact: As I type this tweet, Soundwave is still engaged in coitus with an American spy satellite.